Dir. by Douglas Cheek - 1 hr. 28 min.
by Clayton Hollifield
Quick version: don't bother. Longer version: "C.H.U.D." is so goddamned stupid.
It took two viewing sessions to get through this, and pretty quickly on the second session I needed to grab my laptop and idly surf the internet in order not to turn the movie off. The only good things were Daniel Stern as a dope-smoking soup kitchen-running hippie, and a random appearance by John Goodman, as a policeman trying to put the moves on a waitress.
The only reason that I didn't give "C.H.U.D." no stars is because I was able to reach the end credits. That's the ONLY reason. Do not waste your time with this one. It's not scary, it's not funny, it's not titillating. The only thing it definitely is is 88 minutes of film.
.5 / 5 - Streaming